Here are the 5 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

#5 They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

#4 This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me.

#3 Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!

#2 Did you ever notice sound coming out of the keyboard when you put your ear down REAL CLOSE?

#1 Raise your head slowly and say..."In Jesus name....Amen."